Hilarious Whatsapp Status, Quotes!

So, Are you looking for some hilarious Whatsapp status & quotes? Well, you are at the right place. Today I’m gonna be showing you guys some of the most hilarious Whatsapp status / statuses that are very funny and you’re gonna love them.

Top 20 Hilarious Whatsapp status, quotesHilarious Whatsapp status

  • Life is too short, Don’t waste it in reading my Whatsapp status 😉
  • All my life I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of chips.
  • True love has a habit of coming back!
  • Don’t break anybody’s heart, break their bones, they have 206.
  • Common sense is like a deodorant, the people who need it the most, never use it.
  • You need an attitude adjustment, let me get my tools.
  • You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me, I’ll train you 😀
  • If people are talking behind your back, just fart.
  • Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
  • My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity.

Hilarious Whatsapp Quotes

  • Dear Internet, please let me sleep.. I like to sleep.
  • There’s really no reason to repeat yourself, I ignored you just fine the first time.
  • MATH – Mental Abuses To Humans
  • I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
  • Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, think yourself as a very beautiful monkey.
  • You are the reason why I wake up every morning, just kidding, I have my school xDD
  • I don’t always get asked for a date, but when I do it’s on 1st April.
  • I love my job when I am on vacations.
  • I was born intelligent but.. education ruined me.
  • I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

So yes, these were Top 20 Best Hilarious Whatsapp Status / quotes. I hope this was helpful for you guys. If yes, then be sure to drop down your feedback in the comments section below. You can also suggest me your hilarious Whatsapp statuses, If I find some good ones, I may include it in the list.

Thank you & have a nice day 😉

Good Whatsapp Status 2017 | New Quotes

Good Whatsapp Status 2017 & New Quotes: Hello guys, Welcome to the website. Today I’m going to show you some of the really Good Status for Whatsapp that you may find helpful. I’ve already done a bunch of posts like – Cool Whatsapp Status, Funny Whatsapp Status & more. So if you want then you can check them out.

Good Whatsapp Status 2017

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When I drink alcohol everyone tells me I am an alcoholic. but when I drink Fanta no one tells I’m fantastic.

 

I don’t have an attitude problem, I have a personality you can’t handle!

 

Work hard, Dream big!

 

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

 

Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can kill you!

 

Keep Smiling & One day Life will get tired of upsetting you 😉

 

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status xD

 

When I was BORN I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.

 

If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!

 

Warning…I know KARATE…And few other oriental words xD

 

I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs 😉

 

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

 

Good Status for Whatsapp 

 

Hacking is a bad habit for good people. 

 

Don’t get mad, get funny.

 

Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor xD

 

His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

 

Totally available! Please disturb me!!!!!

 

It’s very easy to say “busy” when someone needs you.. But its very painful to hear “Busy” when you need someone.

 

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

 

Get up and start experiencing life!

 

Never back down.

 

Go for the thing that scares you the most.

 

Be good to other people for no reason.

 

Life is an art, draw it the best you can.

 

Get up and fight hard!!

 

Pretty words are not always true, and true words are not always pretty.

 

The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

 

New Quotes Good Whatsapp Status 2017

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Whatsapp Status Sad New 2017 | Quotes

Whatsapp Status Sad New 2017 & Quotes: Hello guys, Today, I’m gonna be showing you guys some of the Top New Sad Whatsapp Status / Quotes in 2017. Hopefully, these statuses will help you to express your feelings better.

Below are some of the “Whatsapp Status Sad 2017” that I could find.

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Whatsapp Status Sad

Whatsapp Status Sad New 2017 | Quotes

 

My silence is just another word for my pain.

I never stopped loving.. I just stopped showing it.

At some point of time you have to realize that some people can staty in your heart but not in your life.

It’s Sad how some people believe their own lies and the stories they make up in their heads.

I will wait for you because honestly, I don’t want anyone else.

Trust is like an eraser, it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.

I am only good at hiding my feelings.

People cry not because they are weak. It’s because they’ve been strong for so long.

Sick of crying, tired of trying, yes I’m smiling but inside I’m dying.

A promise means EVERYTHING, but once it is broken , sorry means NOTHING.

Sad Whatsapp Status in English

I close my eyes slowly, hoping not to feel the pain.

Dying is only one thing to be sad over.. Living happily is something else…

Pain is the only thing that makes me feel ALIVE.

Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.

Don’t make someone a PRIORITY when they only make you an OPTION.

Strong people don’t put others down.. they lift them up.

Dear heart, Please stop getting involved into Everything. Your Job is just to pump blood, So stick to it.

Isn’t it sad that you are hurt so much that finally you can say “I’m used to it…..

My silence is just another word for my pain.

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened 🙂

Sad quotes for Whatsapp 2017

One Of The Hardest Things To Do Is To Delete the Old Messages sent by the Girlfriend.

If you see a friend without a smile, give him one of yours.

Never mock a pain that you haven’t endured..

Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry….

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death.

So yes that was my post on “Whatsapp Status Sad new 2017”. If you liked it then be sure to drop your feedback down below in the comments section. I would really appreciate that.

Cool WhatsApp Status Attitude 2017 (BEST)

Cool WhatsApp Status Attitude (BEST): So In this post, I’m gonna show you some of the really Cool Whatsapp Statuses on Attitude. Cool WhatsApp Status Attitude: I’ve handpicked these Whatsapp status are these are the Best Whatsapp Status on Attitude that I could find. Hopefully, this will help you guys out.

I’ve already made posts on Cool Whatsapp Status, so if you are interested then you can check it out from here.

Cool Whatsapp Status Attitude 2017

Cool Whatsapp Status attitude

Before you JUDGE me, make sure your are PERFECT.

Be what you want to be not what others want to see!

Your attitude may HURT me, but mine can KILL you!

I am not PERFECT but I am LIMITED EDITION!!!!

I am who I am, your approval is not needed.

You need an ATTITUDE adjustment, let me get my tools 😉

Dare to be DARING.

My attitude is based on how you treat me!

Cool Whatsapp Status Attitude

Your silence is the best response to a fool!!!!!

I do not have a attitude problem, I have an attitude .. that I don’t find to be a problem.

 

So much in life depends on our attitude!

I enjoy when people show attitude to me because it shows that they need an attitude to impress me!

If you don’t like something, change it, If you can’t change it, change your attitude.

Gratitude is the best attitude!

I FORGIVE, but I never FORGET.

When I was born DEVIL said ” Oh Shit…. Competition”

Don’t judge me by my PAST, I don’t live there anymore.

You say I dream too big, I say you think too small.

I am ME and I won’t change for anyone!

Don’t look at me! I know I’m looking SMART.

 

Don’t ask why someone keeps hurting you, Ask yourself why you’re allowing.

Your attitude is like a attitude, it shows how valuable you ar.

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. If you don’t change it, you’ll never go anywhere.

Don’t take my kindness as a sign of my weakness!

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

So that’s about it for this post “Cool Whatsapp Status Attitude”, hope this was of help for you. Do give us the feedback by leaving it in the comments section below and I’ll hope to see you in my other posts. Thank a lot for your valuable time.

Whatsapp Love Status 2017 (Best & New)

Whatsapp Status Love 2017 (Best & New): Welcome to the website, Today I’m gonna show you some of the best “Whatsapp Love Status / Statuses“. You can also check my previous posts on Funny Whatsapp status, Cool Whatsapp Status & Status for Whatsapp, if you want.

So below are some of the best WhatsApp love status 2017 (of). Feel free to use the following Love statuses –

Whatsapp Love Status 2017 (Best & New)

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Yeah, I’m selfish because I’ll never share you with anyone!

 

I love things that make you!

 

Love in life, make the life beatiful.

 

Loving you was one of the best decisions of my life.

 

I’m all yours.

 

You are the first and and last thing on my mind each and everyday.

 

If you really love someone, do not tell them, show them.

 

I love my life because it’s you!

 

My heart is and always will be yours!

 

I love more today than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow.

 

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Love doesn’t make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwile.

 

I love that feeling I get when I see your smile 🙂

 

I will never repay your love, as its incredible.

 

If I was to chose whether to breathe or to love you, I would use my last breathe to tell you that I love you.

 

Every time you text me my cheeks hurt! I guess I smile too big.

 

The first thing I imagined when I saw the word ‘love’ is you.

 

Love is more than my live and my love is you.

 

All I want is to sleep and wake up next to you.

 

Heaven is a place on Earth when you’re around.

 

Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again.

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A silent hug means a thousand words to the loving heart

 

You are the sunshine that starts my day.
Loving you is like breathing
so effortless, so natural and
so essential to life!

 

I love you. 1 second to say. 2 minutes to explain and a lifetime to prove it

 

In your smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.

 

Love can be hard at times, but true love is worth the effort.

 

If you expect something in return, It’s called business, not love.

Whatsapp Love Status 2017

So yes, these are 26 Whatsapp Love Statuses that you may find helpful. As usual, be sure to drop any of the best love status for WhatsApp down below in the comments, if you have one.  And yes, peace out 🙂

Status for Whatsapp 2017 (NEW, SHORT & BEST)

Status for Whatsapp 2017 (NEW & BEST) Hello guys! Today, In this post, I’m gonna be showing you some of the best status or whatsapp that you can use on your WhatsApp account. I’ve already done a post on Funny Whatsapp status and Cool Whatsapp status. So this will be my 3rd post on the website. All the Whatsapp statuses that you are seeing below have been hand picked by me personally. This will include all kinds of statuses i.e funny, cool, sad, happy etc

Status for Whatsapp 2017

best status for whatsapp 2017

It’s not my attitude, it’s my style!

 

I will win not IMMEDIATELY but DEFINITELY!

 

I am me and I won’t change for anyone.

 

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

 

Silence is the most powerful scream.

 

I’m not rude, I’m honest. I just speak what’s on my mind, even if most can’t handle the truth.

 

When someone really cares about you, they make an effort, Not an excuse!

 

At some point, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life!

 

Maturity is not measured by age.It’s an attitude built by experience.

 

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

 

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SUCCESS” all depends on the second letter..

 

Don’t think yourself as an ugly person……Think yourself as a beautiful monkey.

 

Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style xD

 

I’m gonna make the rest of my life, the best of my life!

 

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

 

Thr WRONG people will always teach you the RIGHT lesson.

 

I’m not perfect, I make mistakes, I hurt people.

 

Hurt me with the TRUTH but never comfort me with a lie.

 

The Richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes!!!!

 

A meaningful silence is always better than meaningful words.

 

CHEAT on your girlfriends, not on your workouts!

 

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Life taught me a lot of lessons but I bunked those classes xD

 

SUCCESS” all depends on the second letter.

 

Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can kill you!

 

Be happy in front of people who don’t like you, It kills them!

 

All my life I thought air was freeuntil I bought a bag of chips!!

 

I hate two-faced people… It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first!

 

It’s a sad fact that 50% of marriages end in divorce. But the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones 

 

Hey there, Are you using WhatsApp to waste your time 😛 ??

 

I know I’m AWESOME so I don’t care about your OPINION.

 

I am not LAZY, I am just on my “Energy Saving Mode”

 

I want someone to get me a Loan and then Leave me alone.

 

Life is scaryatleast salary is funny!

 

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

 

If “Plan A” didn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay cool.

So yes, this was my post on some of the best status for Whatsapp 2017 or you can call it statuses. I hope you liked my post. If you have any cool status or statuses then be sure to drop them down below in the comments section and I may upload it here in my post. Thanks a lot for viewing my post!  bye-bye.

Cool Whatsapp Status You’ll Love!

Cool Whatsapp Status: Hey guys! I am back. So, In the last post, I showed you some of the funny Whatsapp statuses. Today, I’m gonna show you guys some of the coolest WhatsApp statuses that you can use on your WhatsApp account or even on your social media platforms.

Cool Whatsapp Status You’ll Love!

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My Favourite:

  • Work while they sleep.
  • Learn while they party.
  • Save while they spend.
  • Then Live Like they Dream!

Some really cool WhatsApp status

Anyone can be cool but being awesome takes practice!

A meaningful silence is always better than meaningful words.

Life taught me a lot of lessons but I bunked those classes xD

Be happy in front of people who don’t like you, It kills them!

I’m gonna make the rest of my life, the best of my life!

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can kill you!

A sense of humor makes a man handsome.

Every time I look at the keyboard, I see that “U” and “I” are always together.

A person who falls and gets back up is much stronger than the person who never fell.

I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

If you like me then raise your hands, if not then raise your standard.

Strong people don’t put others down, they lift them up!

Life is too short to waste time on hating other people.

common sense is like a deodorant. The people who need it the most, never use it.

This one is for Girls:

  • SWEET as Sugar,
  • HARD as ICE,
  • HURT me Once,
  • I’ll kill you TWICE.

Don’t wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect!

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

I love listening to lies when I know the truth.

Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated.

I wasn’t born to stand out.

I want to inspire people. I want someone to look at me and say “because of you I didn’t give up”.

loneliness is the most terrible poverty.

I’m not perfect, but I’m loyal.

Work hard, Dream big!

Never waste your feelings on the people who don’t value them!

Respect is for those who deserve it, not for those who demand it.

You can copy me but you’ll never be me!

Don’t take life seriously, live it in a funny way.

This one is awesome –

  • When I drink alcohol everyone tells me I am an alcoholic. but when I drink Fanta no one tells I’m fantastic.

You only live once but if you do it right, once is enough.

Winners never quit, quitters never win.

Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

If you are bad then call me your dad.

Do what is right, not what is easy!

I’m not a second option, you either chose me or you lose me.

I don’t have an attitude problem, I have a personality you can’t handle!!!!!

 

So yes guys, this was my post on – Cool Whatsapp Status / Statuses. Hopefully, you liked it. I’ve also made a post on best funny WhatsApp status/statuses if you wanna check it out then you can check it out from here. Do let me know if you have any cool WhatsApp status in the comments section below. If I like the status, I may add it in my post.

Best Funny Whatsapp Status to Make You Go CRAZY

Funny WhatsApp Status: Hello everyone, welcome to the first post on this website. Today, I am going to be showing you guys –Top 25 Best Funny Whatsapp Status / Statuses!  Show the funny side of yourself with the help of these clever & hilarious statuses to your friends / family members!

I’ve handpicked some of the very best funny Whatsapp statuses for you.

Top 25 Best Funny WhatsApp Status To Make You Crazy!

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  • “Never laugh at your wife’s choice,  you’re one of them xD”
  • Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence?
  • “Don’t text me when I’m in the middle of texting you. Now, I have to change my whole text.”
  • For math students – “Dear Math, Please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.”
  • “I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.”
  • “Life is too short, Don’t waste your time in reading my Whatsapp status.”
  • “I love my job when I am on vacations”
  • Judging in Friendship: “True friends never judge each other. They judge other people .. Together”
  • Seriously: “My Phone’s low battery warning is the only warning I take seriously.”
  • “I was born intelligent but.. education ruined me.

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  • You need to thank God: “Thank God, when you are hungry and all of a sudden life gives you a banana XD”
  • All my life I thought air was free…until I bought a bag of chips!!”
  • “I hate two-faced people… It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first!”
  • “It’s a sad fact that 50% of marriages end in divorce. But the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones :P”
  • “Hey there, Are you using WhatsApp to waste your time 😛 ??”
  • “Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style xD”
  • “I know I’m ‘AWESOME’ so I don’t care about your ‘OPINION’ xD”
  • Is that an excuse xD: I am not ‘LAZY’, I am just on my ‘Energy Saving Mode’
  • This status deserves a standing ovation -“Don’t think yourself as an ugly person……… Think yourself as a beautiful monkey”
  • True:  “I want someone to get me a Loan and then Leave me alone.”
  • “Life is scary… atleast salary is funny!!!!”

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  • Sometimes all you need in your life is……………………….. money!
  • “Patience is not a virtue… It’s just a pure waste of time!!”
  • This is Hilarious: ” Love is like a fart, If you force it, It turns into shit.”
  • “I will marry to a girl who looks pretty in her voter id card.”
  • SI unit of ignorance = ‘seen’

I really hope that you liked my post on “Best Funny Whatsapp Status / Statuses”. Drop down your funny Whatsapp statuses that you think I should include in my post. I may actually pick some of the best statuses and feature them in my post.

Thank you for your time & viewing my post 🙂